Tonight at homework time:
Connor: "Mom, my pen is pregnant right?"
Connor: "Is my pen pregnant?"
Me: "Connor, I have no idea what you mean. Think for a second and explain to me what your asking me about your pen."
Connor: " I hope my pen isn't pregnant cause I got it on my arm and I don't think it will come off."
Me: " Ohhhhh you mean permanent."
Connor: "Yea, that's what I said"